Giant Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man

New York’s Statue of Liberty Replaced with Giant Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man

Did you know the Statute of Liberty’s full name is “The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World”? According to the National Park Service, it was given from the people of France to the people of the United States as a gift of friendship. It was intended to stand as a universal symbol of freedom and democracy. Yawn.

Move over, boring old French lady holding a torch! The people of the United States have had enough of your dumb friendship, freedom and democracy. It’s time for GIANT WACKY WAVING ARM-FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE MAN!

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