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Speed-Boning, Marathon-Boning Confirmed to Make First Appearances at 2020 Olympic Games

Sports fans around the world have been sad to hear that the 2020 Olympic Games to be held in Tokyo, Japan, have been postponed for a year because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

However, a big positive is that the Olympic Game Creativity Committee will now have another year to put the final touches on the new games to be added.

For next year’s event, we already know many new games including 3×3 basketball, freestyle BMX, karate, surfing and skateboarding will all be making their Summer Olympic debuts. Most recently, it has also been confirmed that speed-boning and marathon-boning will also be added. Let’s explore these fun new games we have to look forward to next year.

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Sports Players Find Creative Ways To Maintain Their Competitive Edge During COVID-19 Breaks

1…2…3…CHEESE!

It’s not the sound of a photograph. It’s the sound of pure competition.

For months, professional sports players have been out of major league competition due to COVID-19 interrupting a plethora of mid-seasons and the would-have-been start of new seasons alike. Athletes now have to be creative in order to maintain their competitive edge for when it’s time to step back up to the plate.

Ppppprrrrrrrrrrtttt. The noise echoed off the rows of smooth lockers and empty walls. The aroma of cheese hung fat in the air, sticking to the brown-stained paint. A sly smile sprawled across Scooty “Pootie” McBooty’s face.

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